Wrestler's Name: The Engineer

GEW Debut: April 2010

Date of Birth: Unknown

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 204lbs

Hometown: Parts Unknown

Theme Song: "Icebreaker" - Skinny Puppy; "Goodbye Horses" - Q Lazzarus

Signature Moves:

  • Armtrap headbutts
  • Biting... lots and lots of biting
  • Heart punch
  • Inverted diving one-handed bulldog
  • Poison mist
  • Hanging straightjacket hold on rope-trapped opponent
  • Repeated tree-of-woe dropkicks
  • Testicular claw

    • Finisher(s):

  • Oh God He Had A Lot of Blood In Him! - Top rope diving double foot stomp to head
  • Delirium Tremens - Sheerdrop powerbomb

    • Weapon Of Choice: Razorblade

    Favourite Match Type: Anything brutal

    GEW Accomplishments:

  • International Champion x 1

    • Wrestler History:
    "Jesus, I don't know anything for sure about the guy! I mean, I've heard shit about him. Everybody has! One story goes that he watched his whole family get cut up by a chainsaw. Another story says he owed some Russian gangsters some money, and they took him and cut out all the parts of the man's brain that made him human. Listen, he's plenty fucked up, I know that! I told you everything I got. Can I please go now?
    -Unidentified informant whose head was later fished out of the Hudson

    The Engineer is above all, an enigma. His codename is well known in a number of underground criminal operations. It's believed he's had his hands in anything from assassination to drug running to bodyguard work and worse. Of course, none of this is proven. If anything, he's something akin to a bizarre urban legend in the annals of crime, a vague horror to which a number of terrible crimes have been attributed but none have been proven to have even occurred.

    What is known is that, for some reason, the guy has a TON of money, and can often be seen traveling in his own sleek black private jet that doubles as his home away from home and is rumored to be ground zero for all manner of depravities.

    His manner is characterized by violent nervous "tweaks" and a smiley face stress ball that he carries around with him at all times. He can frequently be heard talking to himself about all manner of physical tortures that he's planning.